Scarlett Johansson Singing Tom Waits Only On Pütz!

Hello again DuroSports Fans,

I am me, Vladimir Concescu, Chief Product Engineer for The Prism DuroSport Company. You are wondering where we are. Busy! We had huge responding to Blogger Day in Moldova post, so Nero had to make it Blogger Week in Moldova. Moldovan hotel industry overwheming by bloggers. Very excitement!

I am now not just Chief Product Engineer, I am also Chief Deal Engineer. Not my official title, ha! ha! I live for product engineerment. Always.

But I am engineering deal that has me hyperventilation with excitement. Hyperventilation more than if Mariners win American League Pennant and not Tigers winning. Tigers! How is that in possibility? Because in American Baseball, anything is happening. And it is happening all of the time!

And anything is also happening in American Music Industry. Especially happening with powerful international product company like Prism DuroSport!

It is, of course, widely known that I am President of the Moldova Chapter of the Tom Waits Fan Club. He is my favorite Singer of Songs. What is not so widely known is that I am also President of the Moldova Chapter of the Scarlett Johansson Fan Club. She is my favorite Actress of Films.

So several weeks ago, when I was learning that my favorite Actress of Films was negoitationing to release CD of her singing songs of my favorite Singer of Songs, it was like peanut butter cups for me. Only with music.

It was naturally that I could use my Moldovan Fan Club connections to bring this CD to Prism DuroSport’s next-generation digital player,
Pütz. I used internet e-mails to engineer exclusive dealmaking with people represented Tom and Scarlett (as people said I am calling them now.)

So I am having the announcement right now: when Pütz is releasing early next year, it will contain, as pre-ordained content with every player, the entire digital recording of Scarlett Johansson Sings Tom Waits.

Best of all, it will be the World Premiering!! On Pütz. And because the Pütz player will be releasing in Moldova prior to releasing to rest of the Earth, only in Moldova at first are people listening to Scarlett Johansson Sings Tom Waits. And because of Prism DuroSport’s unbreakable DRM, it will being truly exclusivity to Moldovans!

See Father, I do too caring about Moldovan people! I don’t have to actually being there to giving myself to my homeland!

That’s why I am in hyperventilation! Take that, Microsoft and Apple! Your stealing of this idea is not going to be so easy.

5 thoughts on “Scarlett Johansson Singing Tom Waits Only On Pütz!”

  1. Hey guys!
    What do you think that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, which has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not damn sexy), most important – CHRISTIAN young lady!
    I’ll tell you guys more, that clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, to be more specific, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
    Thank you for understanding!
    Her close friend Sergei G.
    H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.

  2. Is not funning, Sergie, is not funning at all. My loving on Mss. Johansson is not allowing your slanderous.

    Also, while your very knowing on Germany lawgiving, you know less than zeros on Moldolvan lawgiving.

    Cloning in Moldolvan lawgiving is penalty by death. Death! Only worst crime is false clone accusationing.

    Penalty by double death!! For you!! For false clone accusationing about Scarlett Johansson.

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