I spit in your general directions and at your silly so-called end-to-end DRM solution. I was listening to my jamming rock music on my Prism DuroSport 6000 while I was driving down the autobahn. I stopped to get some outrageously over-priced gas when a thief stole my Prism DuroSport 6000 with all my music on it! I am very disappointed in the non-working condition that the self-destruct feature was in. Now I am left with no music.

Good Day Sir

And still, your music is secure.

The differencing between you and me is the differencing between a gullibility student as you and a professionally training professional as me.

Of course, I am knowing about the reversal engineerment of the DT6 DRM by yourself and others. So am planning on foolishing you all thieves and stealers.

In order for protecting our unbreakable DRM, I am using the Deutrim-Tritium battery as trigger. When the moment of opening of the Prism Durosport 6000 casing by unauthorizeds as you, the Deutrim-Tritium battery uses radioactive transforming the actuality REALLY BIG NUMBERS to a 4.

So you, Mr. Tidycat, are seeing the post-transforming 4, and not our secret REALLY BIG NUMBER algorithmic.

HA!

However, having your doctor check you for radioactivity.

Vladimir Concescu
Chief Product Engineer
DuroSport Electronics Company

The DT6 algorithm may be valid. But the implementation alone not only dooms your company’s attempt at DRM to failure, it makes you guilty of fraud in advertising.

I know this because I WAS the proud owner of a Prism DuroSport 6000. Unfortunately the unit malfunctioned (static interference, correct playback of anything by Shaquille O’Neill, marking territory when in heat). As an electrical engineering student, I thought that it would be good practice for me to dismantle it and try to make repairs.

And that, sir, is how I happen to know the truth about your so-called REALLY BIG NUMBERS. I saw one with my own eyes! It was a 4. And not a really big 4, either. It was about the size of my thumb and looked to be made from some kind of vermin.

So, how about this? You send me a new Prism DuroSport 6000 free of charge. IF it works to my satisfaction…and doesn’t give me light-up nads like the old one did…then I promise not to complain about your phony stank-ass 4s on the Internet.

Your lack of hearing about DuroSport is regretting on your part. Do you need better ears? Maybe then more learning about best media players ever. Had you hearing of DuroSport previously, is very much your understanding of unbreakingness of our DRM. Unbreakingness!!

Also, Nero forgot mentioning lifestyle earbuds extra functioning: protecting your music from piration and protecting your ears from cold wintering. If you already owning DuroSport earbuds, your ears much bettering!

You would then hearing of DuroSport.

Vladimir Concescu
Chief Product Engineer
DuroSport Electronics Company

Our business model is based on quite a bit more than what you have mentioned. Our customers buy DuroSport because they know that our DRM will keep their music secure. No one wants to have their digital music stolen. Also, they appreciate the size and usability of our players.

DuroSport is what we like to call a “lifestyle product”.

I stand corrected, you are geniuses…

…wait, why hadn’t I heard of you before?