Today we are wrapping up the most exciting Fiscal New Year celebration in the history of the DuroSport Corporation. On Friday we announced our new theme song and yesterday we announced the opening of our first DuroStore in The Second Life. On top of that, our new SL-6001VRMP is the biggest DuroSport ever. There has never been a more exciting time to work for the DuroSport corporation and I thank all of you for your ongoing support.

But there is one more thing that I forgot to mention.

Starting today DuroSport will be partnering with The Star Trek on a new video download service. We call it DuroView and we think you will agree that it is the future of online video. You will find more information about this partnership on the DuroSport website, and of course, the official Star Trek website.

I would like to take a moment to talk briefly about the history of DuroSport and The Star Trek. It is no secret that my uncle Oleg was very unhappy with the Trek people many years ago. My uncle spent several months developing special technology for the original pilot. Things did not work out and the arrangement ended on very poor terms. Later my uncle noticed that quite a bit of The Star Trek technology was copied from ideas in development at DuroSport. I will not repeat what my uncle used to say about The Star Trek because this is a family blog.

Fortunately those days are behind us now. We know a good opportunity when we see one, and so we are burying the ox cart and working together for the common good of both companies.

Here is the best part: If you are a Star Trek fan you do not really have a choice. If you want to watch the new “DeMastered” series you will just have to buy the newest DuroSport media player. I am very sorry, but there is no way it will play on your pathetic little Zune.

We know how The Star Trek fans are. They are like drug addicts. They will buy anything associated with the Trek. And so we will sell many DuroSport players as a result of this exclusive agreement.

I was reminded of how rabid the Trek fans are the other day when I ran into a kid on the pier at the Moth Temple in The Second Life. He was running around with a light saber screaming “I’m a Jedi knight! Get out of my way, I’m a Jedi knight!”. We had a slight run-in and I put him in his place. Then later, I was worried that the incident might cause problems while we were negotiating this new Star Trek deal. After many years we have finally patched things up with the Treksters and now all of a sudden we are at war again. Then someone in our office pointed out that Jedi’s are from Star Wars. Apparently Wookies are too. That is good to know.

At any rate, we are very excited about this new partnership and we encourage other famous television programs to contact us about partnering as well. The nice thing about this deal is that it is exclusive for The Star Trek, but not exclusive for DuroSport. That is because the Moldovan lawyers are smarter than the Hollywood lawyers.

I am happy to say that all of us here at DuroSport are about to have our best year ever (except maybe for Vlad).

I will see you soon in The Second Life. Remember, I am Nero Rang there.