I am happy to report that The Stimulus Package has finally arrived and things are looking much better here at The DuroSport Corporation.
With the help of our friends in China we have recently received substantial investment capital. The DuroSport Corporation is now able to move forward with The Business as usual.
We are already seeing many changes and improvements as a result of The Stimulus. For example, we have all new office furniture. My new “power desk” arrived last week and I now have enough room to eat lunch at my computer. Also, I am sitting on The Aeron as I type this Blog Post. It was made by the Famous Seat Designer Herman Müller. It is so comfortable I do not want to go home at night. In fact, some nights I stay late and just sit in comfort.
We are also upgrading our important office systems. We have all new Tandy computers, and a new high speed modem for our customer support BBS. Next week we will be upgrading to WordStar 2007.
Unfortunately, I am beginning to realize that money cannot solve all of The Problems. Like Vladimir, for example. He has a new paper shredder. It is really huge. Normally I like equipment that is large, but this shredder might be too large. Vladimir can shred an entire ream of paper in 15 seconds. He is shredding everything in sight.
Vladimir is also spending too much time on his new CB Radio. He is always talking in The CB Slang. What does it mean when he says “WD-40 good buddy?”
I can live with these slight annoyances because there are so many exciting new projects under way. Like The Skunkworks Project which is now on The Fast Track.
It is an exciting time to be a DuroSport employee. It is an even better time to be a DuroSport customer.