I am me, Vladimir Concescu, Chief Product Engineer of the DuroSport Electronics Company.

I am in the testings for DuroSport VideoTron with The Heroes from this week on NBC, and am sharing my thinkings about it with you!

Spoilings for this weeks episodic are now coming next!

Oh no! Zombie Man is snowglobing his mom, then the scissoring. Scissoring! What powering is she having? Maybe is resurrecting in next episodic?

Hiro and Sidekick are watch the whole thing, but Zombie Man is hearing their heartbeatings only in hollow-brain apartment of Future-Painting Painter of The Future. The Future!

And Zombie Man not frozening in time? Uh-oh! How is Hiro to be the stabbing of Zombie Man if not for frozening time?

Teenage Cheeringlead Girl and Spongeboy Squarehair are talks talks talks, but no powerings; but Teenage Cheeringlead Girl sees Glasses Man and Explosion Man. Then Spongeboy Squarehair is becoming Explosion Man. Soon Zombie Man will brain eat Explosion Man and he is becoming Explosion Man.

Ich bin ein Explosion Man!

I am me, Vladimir Concescu, Chief Product Engineer of the DuroSport Electronics Company.

I am in the testings for DuroSport VideoTron with The Heroes from this week on NBC, and am sharing my thinkings about it with you!

Spoilings for this weeks episodic are now coming next!

Am very saddening: dead Heroes are all eating by President Zombie Man in The Future. The Future!

Once time I was thinking that teenage girls were future, but in future of the Heroes, Teenage Cheeringlead Girl is victimized of President Zombie Man! As was Chiseljaw Flyingman, who was painted President by Future-Painting Painter of the Future, but its really Zombie Man!

Also, is Good Stripper, not eaten by Zombie Man. How can Stripper creating boredoms in my brain? And how come President Zombie not eating Good Stripper? I hate Zombie Man, always eats wrong Heroes.

Lucking, the two Hiros — Funny Hiro and Scary Hiro — are in same timing/spacing dimensions, like the two Willows on Buffy and the Vampire Slayers. And they are confused the Mind-Reader so that Scary Hiro can get Spongeboy Scarface to battling with President Zombie Man, so that Funny Hiro can zipping to the past and saving New York.

Wow! Besting. Episodic. Ever.

I am me, Vladimir Concescu, Chief Product Engineer of the DuroSport Electronics Company.

I am in the testings for DuroSport Videotron with The Heroes from this week on NBC, and am sharing my thinkings about it with you!

Some crying babies are saying that I am spoilings of The Heroes, so go away you crying babies who are not seeing it so far. Like Nero, watcher only of The Lost’s first season, and was firing Ronin Kurosawa, our Second Life Project Manager, for the killing of Mr Eko spoilings.

I am seriousness here. Seriousness! See it now before reading more, if not, you have been understanding the happenings of The Heroes from my following writing coming next.

Am very saddening at death of my favoritist character — Future-Painting Painter of The Future — by brain-eater Zombie Man. Zombie Man (am I calling him for brain consumptions) has no artistness in his soul comparing to Future-Painting Painter of The Future, Isaac. Bad Zombie Man! Bad! (Yes, am understand of villianious needs in gigantic stories like The Heroes. But am loving the hated.)

Maybe Zombie Man also eating heroin addicting, similar to when he is eating Keith Richards. Maybe brain-eating already drugging for Zombie Man!

Don’t going to New York, Mr. Glasses! You are making sure that all exploding peoples are in New York — Nuclear Man, SpongeBoy Squarehair — for nuclear explosion! Explosion! We had underground testings in Moldova, and waters ran glowing for years.

Additioning, many other questionings arrive after Episode view:

• How can there be two Hiros at same placings? Once time, there were many Commander Datas at same placings, but space-time was fluctuation, not Commander Data controlling it.
• How can Teenage Cheeringlead Girl have two fathers? Chiseljaw Flying Man and Mr. Glasses? And is SpongeBoy Squarehair really creepy Uncle or adoption victim like Teenage Cheeringlead Girl?
• How can I tell Evil Stripper from Good Stripper? Not caring about last one, as Stripper creates huge boredoms in my brain. Boredoms! Like when Voiceover Man is speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks. Why can’t Zombie Man eating throats instead of brains!! Start with Voiceover Man, pleasing, Zombie Man.

Next week, we are everything learnings!

I am me, Vladimir Concescu, Chief Product Engineer of the DuroSports Electronics Company.

Last week, am writing about my new favoriting TV show, The Heroes. Is return to NBC on Monday. Monday!

Only I am discovering from internets that lawsuiting against The Heroes maybe killing it forever! I am outraging. Outraging!

Lawsuit givers are for Eel Twins, claims that they are creation of Future-Painting of The Future, Isaac.

I am knowing that this is not the truthful at all. Future-Painting Painter of The Future is my favoriting of The Heroes because is reminding me of Old Moldavan folk stories passing from fathers to sons back to grandfathers over generations not counting. Stories of Future-Painting Painter warnings of coldest wintering and hottest summering and invasion of insects and armies. Sometimes all at once!

In additioning, Eel Twins is Moldovan delicacy. Am frying Eel Twins right now in Shallot Butter. With Moldovan Strawberries! Very tasting!

I am smelling not just Eel Twins, but lawsuiting ripping off of The Heroes successing, like Microsoft ripping off of Pütz to create Zune: sees good thing and taking good thing.

Which is very bad thing. Bad thing!

I am me, Vladimir Concescu, Chief Product Engineer of the DuroSport Electronics Company.

I am now backing from the Second Life, after what some engineerings is calls “Nero’s Folly” — virtualized Prism DuroSport in the Second Life — so while I loveing my Avatard, stays in the First Life for now.

Speaking of the loveing, am telling you now my loveing for the new TV Show the “Heroes.” Are you hearing of it?

Just before the disastering in the Second Life I am beta testing the upcoming alpha versioning of DuroSport Videotron, and all the nuclear bombings on “24″ scared me. Run, Jack Bauer, run! from all of the nuclear bombings! Bombings!

So is the channel switchings for the beta testing for the Alpha versioning of the DuroSport Videotron, and saw cheeringlead very like cheeringleads I meet during the MySpace producting researches. Only MySpace cheeringleads mostly walking from huge fires, not inside of. Seeing pretty mirror lady all scary. And saw chiselyfaced man flying like my Avatard in the Second Life. Flying! In the First Life!

Then I’m seening white-eyed painter of the future. Is painting teenage cheeringlead girl. In the future! See Nero, teenage girl is future as I am writing!

Suddenly, I am remembers old folking story passed over in my family for many many years. Decades, maybe even centurions. From fathering to childrens and back to fathering. Its a family lengendary! About future-painting painter who is painting the future. Which is comes true.

Chillys running down my back. Thinking that legendary is my family only, but is the “Heroes” creator distancing relation? Will attempt contaction via the MySpace, but now am having new favorite TV Show: the “Heroes.” Very excitement!

Nero has many writings about how Mircosoft has taken our Putz concepting and made it their Zune. But I was saddening to see that now Steven Jobs of Apple is also taken our VideoTron concepting and made it their iTV!!

For those not remembering, Durosport announced our VideoTron back in June. Video on the TV! We are coming up with that idea, not Steven Jobs!

“Steven Jobs! More like stealing jobs!” Some marketing guy says that in our office, and everybody is laughing. But me. I think it is sad, not funny. I am sad like when Seattle Mariners lose or when Scarlett Johanssen is getting married. I am doomy.

First the disaster with the hologram test — which our lawgivers said that I’m not writing about until the lawsuits are settling — and now this. I am very saddened that the DuroSport VideoTron may be like a curse on our whole company.